The date is now null. Look at this! Don't you just love the background?! crashes skype wh OKAY WAIT SKYPE DOESN'T EXIST IN 2002 LOOOOOOOL the only thing that would is windows xp,., getYear only works properly in Internet Explorer!!!!! Other browsers live in the hundreds! :happy: 117,.

WEBMASTER™

Wait what?! Okay. So ANYHOO, hello!

This is my "site" as you can see. GNARLY, isn't it?! Well most of these ancient-ass sites use images and a shit ton of tables. What with all those web design software like DreamWeaver, ImageReady, FrontPage, Netscape Composer...

Also those sites seem to have like this certain graphic look. There's scanlines, 3D stuff, animated gifs going on, marquees, and oh boy.

Have a baby
Cyberboy

GOOD.

I'm bored, so I'll just spam a LIPSUM™ here.

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Okay WHAT?! Is this the part where ads begin to invade us while we're surfing the internet? To be honest I'd much rather have light gifs than flashy, memory-engulfing, slowdown-inator ads of today. Oh, gotta love that they're sometimes infested with malware now. Just... good.

OKAY NOW THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. WHAT EVEN ARE THESE ANYWAY

Is the first one supposed to be an echidna care pet snort?! WHAT?! I'm pretty sure the second one would cause some kind of seizure or something, like the contrasting colors is just burning my eyes wh

ALSO WHO WOULD EVEN BE INTERESTED IN THESE

Are these just the same ads repeated twice? Oh, sure, twice the ads twice the revenue!!!! Because that's obviously going to work wh

WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING I FREAKING PUT THOSE THERE LOOOOOOOOOL

I CANNOT!!!!

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Okay so anyways if anyone wants to like ask me questions you can fill out this completely nonfunctional input thing :happy:

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© 2003-200something Zumi (because this site obviously exists at that time!!!)

Best viewed with any browser ~~now Internet Explorer compliant!~~
and a screen resolution of ~~800x600~~ 10200x9600, or just ANY RESOLUTION really, because this shit uses tables.
(And don't actually set responsive view mode to 10200x9600 it just looks shrivelled LOOOOL)

Now here's the same set of stamps as before:

*INSERT MORE BEST VIEWED WITH GIFS HERE*

Back to the normal page, go to the past, or embrace the future?

WEBMASTER™

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