Hello, hello? Welcome to my crappy website!
All I can say about this is: It's empty at the moment. That's it.
Also don't ask why the site's off-center. It's a design choice.
Right now this site's all but programming (if you looked at the tags for this which I cannot delete for whatever dumb reason), I don't know if I'll fix that soon.
Oh, and I see you're either on mobile, a tablet, or you just scaled your browser too narrow.