If you haven't noticed yet, this is a joke page. It's made to make fun of those bullshit "WINDOWS FOUND 3 VIRUSES!" pages telling you to call this scammy-ass tech support number, spawn popups to oblivion, telling you about some """"illegal"""" activity you """"supposedly"""" done, etc. People are sick of it, and so am I. By the way, you should totally click on those links, they're not dangerous ;)