Commenting is a thing apparently
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So I found a commenting system similar to Disqus.. only less corporate-y and more iframe-y. The most Web 2.0ish name ever: Comntr.
Because of Chrome's security policies, this may not work in it. Alternatively...
Additional heads up - the captcha won't work unless you add comntr.live to your security exceptions (outdated certificate, apparently)